yuzuru: Add meme site

machines/yuzuru/configuration.nix

@@ -4,6 +4,8 @@
   imports = [
     ./hardware-configuration.nix
     ../../modules
+
+    ./services/static-sites.nix
   ];
 
   sbruder = {

machines/yuzuru/services/static-sites.nix

@@ -0,0 +1,16 @@
+{
+  services.nginx.virtualHosts = {
+    "brennende.autos" = {
+      enableACME = true;
+      forceSSL = true;
+
+      locations."~ .*".return = "303 'https://iv.sbruder.xyz/watch?v=ojToYs6nCnk&t=1684'";
+    };
+    "www.brennende.autos" = {
+      enableACME = true;
+      forceSSL = true;
+
+      globalRedirect = "https://brennende.autos/";
+    };
+  };
+}