renge/onlypain.icu: Init

This is just a joke, please don’t take it seriously.
2022-03-30 19:33:06 +02:00 · 2022-03-30 19:33:06 +02:00 · 909d7864e7
parent e9414e91ee
commit 909d7864e7
7 changed files with 108 additions and 0 deletions
--- a/machines/renge/configuration.nix
+++ b/machines/renge/configuration.nix
@ -17,6 +17,7 @@
    ./services/matrix
    ./services/murmur.nix
    ./services/nitter.nix
+    ./services/onlypain.icu
    ./services/prometheus.nix
    ./services/sbruder.xyz
  ];
--- a/machines/renge/services/onlypain.icu/default.nix
+++ b/machines/renge/services/onlypain.icu/default.nix
@ -0,0 +1,21 @@
+{ pkgs, ... }:
+
+{
+  services.nginx.virtualHosts = {
+    "onlypain.icu" = {
+      forceSSL = true;
+      enableACME = true;
+
+      root = ./.;
+
+      locations = {
+        "/imprint/".alias = "${pkgs.sbruder.imprint}/";
+      };
+    };
+    "www.onlypain.icu" = {
+      forceSSL = true;
+      enableACME = true;
+      globalRedirect = "onlypain.icu";
+    };
+  };
+}
--- a/machines/renge/services/onlypain.icu/index.html
+++ b/machines/renge/services/onlypain.icu/index.html
@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+  <head>
+    <title>OnlyPain – Deutsch-Abitur</title>
+    <meta charset="UTF-8">
+    <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
+    <link href="style.css" rel="stylesheet">
+  </head>
+  <body>
+    <main>
+      <img id="logo" src="logo.svg">
+      <div id="countdown"><noscript>Der Countdown und die Weiterleitung benötigen JavaScript :(</noscript></div>
+    </main>
+    <footer>
+      <ul>
+        <li><a href="/imprint/">Impressum</a></li>
+        <li>Diese Website steht in keiner Verbindung zu OnlyFans, dem Bayerischen Staatsministerium für Unterricht und Kultus und/oder Pearson.</li>
+      </ul>
+    </footer>
+    <script src="script.js"></script>
+  </body>
+</html>
--- a/machines/renge/services/onlypain.icu/logo.svg
+++ b/machines/renge/services/onlypain.icu/logo.svg
--- a/machines/renge/services/onlypain.icu/script.js
+++ b/machines/renge/services/onlypain.icu/script.js
@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+document.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded", () => {
+  let countdown = 5
+  let el = document.querySelector("#countdown")
+
+  const loop = () => {
+    if (countdown == 0) {
+      document.location = "https://www.pearson.de/abiturpruefung-bayern-2022-deutsch-9783849052010"
+    }
+    el.innerHTML = countdown--
+  }
+
+  loop()
+  setInterval(loop, 1000)
+})
--- a/machines/renge/services/onlypain.icu/style.css
+++ b/machines/renge/services/onlypain.icu/style.css
@ -0,0 +1,46 @@
+body {
+  font-family: Roboto, sans-serif;
+}
+
+main {
+  position: absolute;
+  top: 0px;
+  bottom: 0px;
+  left: 0px;
+  right: 0px;
+  display: flex;
+  align-items: center;
+  justify-content: center;
+  flex-direction: column;
+}
+
+#logo {
+  width: 80vw;
+}
+
+#countdown {
+  margin-top: 1em;
+  font-size: 24px;
+  font-style: bold;
+  text-align: center;
+}
+
+footer {
+  position: absolute;
+  bottom: 0px;
+  left: 0px;
+  right: 0px;
+}
+
+footer ul {
+  list-style: none;
+  text-align: center;
+}
+
+footer ul li {
+  display: inline;
+}
+
+footer ul li:not(:first-child)::before {
+  content: "· "
+}
--- a/users/simon/modules/programs.nix
+++ b/users/simon/modules/programs.nix
@ -182,6 +182,7 @@ in
    qalculate-gtk # flexible calculator
    remmina # remote desktop client
    scrcpy # stream/control android phones over adb
+    v4l-utils # video4linux configuration
    wev # wayland event monitor
    wl-clipboard # not really gui, but cli tool to manage wayland clipboard
    xfce.thunar # graphical file manager